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Anonymous asked: if there was a guy, a girl, and a three-way dildo, would it be better for the guy to use the dildo in his ass while the girl is giving him a blowjob and the girl is taking it in her ass and pussy, or to just ignore the dildo and do it regularly? if the guy is straight, would he be grossed out by the idea of using a dildo? 


Answer:

asian:

that sounds very time consuming so how about you read my favourite book instead

seedy:

what do u mean “4 minute shower” it takes me 4 minutes to get the water to the right temperature smh

(via trust)

officialbrostrider:

helenaphan:

officialbrostrider:

i remember when i was 14 this kid asked me out and i told him i wasnt allowed to date till i was 16 and he said “i’ll wait.”

two years later he wished me a happy birthday and asked me out

did you say yes

DID YOU FUCKING SAY YES

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tootsied:

you think you’re cool but you’re just room temperature

(via asian)

aquus:

yes i would like to sign up for AP napping

(via randomguy2015)

cravings:

"we’re gonna leave for a few hours, you’re gonna be home alone"

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"we’re gonna have pizza"

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"here’s 20$ go have some fun"

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"we’re gonna stop by at mcdonalds"

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"you don’t have to do the dishes, i’ll do it"

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(Source: cravings, via randomguy2015)

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