that sounds very time consuming so how about you read my favourite book instead
what do u mean “4 minute shower” it takes me 4 minutes to get the water to the right temperature smh
i remember when i was 14 this kid asked me out and i told him i wasnt allowed to date till i was 16 and he said “i’ll wait.”
two years later he wished me a happy birthday and asked me out
did you say yes
DID YOU FUCKING SAY YES
"we’re gonna leave for a few hours, you’re gonna be home alone"
"we’re gonna have pizza"
"here’s 20$ go have some fun"
"we’re gonna stop by at mcdonalds"
"you don’t have to do the dishes, i’ll do it"